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lovethyhippie:

You’re right.

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket

(via acousticlovex)

CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID

(via cumbersome11)

realityismyillusion:

hotfag:

that “your brain makes you see yourself 5x as attractive as you actually are”

is a lie

i looked it up and it’s false and the truth is other people see you 20% more attractive than you see yourself. 

BYE

HOPE HAS BEEN RESTORED

(Source: codymilestoner, via rnarshmallows)

razzlemyvajazzle:

Let’s be friends!

letsbefriends

lesbefriens

lesbians.

(Source: deatheat3r, via pizzapizzatacotaco)

thefirebenderwiththedragontattoo:

My dad said, “You can’t have any chicken nuggets yet you have to wait until dinner.”

and i said, “okay.”

BUT I REALLY STOLE TWO NUGGETS WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING

(via onedumbrachel)