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Otha Blog

gweebog:

gweebog:

dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner

okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved

(Source: albrie, via killingtimmyturner)

theblackship:

your lips say pizza
but your hair says ramen noodles

sppencersmith:

wow my friend is trying to set me up with this kid

but his name is montana

and my name is hannah

do u see the problem here

(Source: birdcult, via pinesoul)

rumour:

imagine taylor swift having sex she probably complains a lot

(via rnarshmallows)

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Source: joydivsion, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

terribletextsignatures:

i dont think i like this game very much.